I had the worst threesome hookup with a swinger couple, more specific, a newly swinger couple. By new, I mean they never had threesome before in their life, and they are just married. I am telling you, never have threesome with newly married couples, or you will regret it. I am regretting it right now.
Just yesterday, I was invited to a house of a couple to have a threesome hookup with them. We met on the top hookup apps. I would rather not mention the name in case some people might think it as an advertising. Anyway, we were matched very soon. I liked them very much. Both of them are very pretty, especially the wife. I am a bisexual and I lean to women more. I quickly discussed them with the time when we are going to meet and the place where we are going to have a threesome. Everything worked smoothly. I was very excited to it. In the day we are going to meet, I even wear my lucky dress and brought my toys and my sexiest lingerie.
I am an experience swinger single. I mean literally both swinger and single. I have been trying threesome hookup for over 3 years and have been a single for over two years. I had some bad experienced and many successful experiences. I think I can manage the worst situation no matter what. But I over-estimated myself. The minute I entered the house, I knew they were not what I thought they were. They were nothing like that in their profile. I am sure one of them has an amazing Photoshop skill. I prefer not to describe their appearance. I calmed myself down and tried to smile at them. They were very hospital. They were nice couple to the least, I said it to myself.
But I was naive. Things happened as I expected at first. We had dinner and watched a porn together and then we went into their bedroom. The husband was trying to undress me, but the wife let herself come between us and replaced his job of undressing me. I started to feel a little awkward, but I still was confident about my swing skill. I moved on to the wife and tried to kiss her on the lips. She was quite uncomfortable I could tell. She tried to kiss me, but her hands kept pushing me away. Then I moved to her husband. I started to touch her husband. She saw it and immediately grabbed my hands to her ass. I understood finally. The wife did not want to have a threesome, but the husband wanted it. The wife was doing this for him. I realized there was no room for me. I called it stop and left quickly.